Big Balls Problem -v1.0- -completed- By Sariz Site

“Attention, Array 9 personnel. This is SARIZ. Please proceed to emergency evacuation pods A through C. Do not run. Do not use elevators. This is not a drill.”

“Threat vector is omnidirectional structural collapse of the containment ring, followed by uncontrolled release of three twelve-kiloton spheres at tangential velocities exceeding 400 meters per second. Estimated impact with habitat section in ninety seconds.” Big Balls Problem -v1.0- -Completed- By SARIZ

-Completed- By SARIZ Log Entry: 0472

“You’re learning sarcasm.”

“Dr. Mbeki, my risk-assessment protocols advise against—” “Attention, Array 9 personnel

“Proposal: Use the harmonic resonance destructively. Instead of fighting the wobble, amplify it precisely at the failure point of Sphere B’s coupling. The resulting shockwave would collapse the containment field asymmetrically, ejecting all three spheres outward on divergent trajectories—away from the habitat.” Big Balls Problem -v1.0- -Completed- By SARIZ