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The crisis came during the Blood Moon Hunt. A rogue faction of vampire purists, led by the odious Duke Malvolio (a mosquito-themed nobleman with a whiny proboscis), decided to “solve” the werewolf problem by poisoning the pack’s watering hole with silver nitrate.

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He didn’t ride out with a sword or a stake. That would be common. Instead, he used what he did best: cunning. He sent Baldrick to divert the Duke’s attention by releasing a flock of bats into his castle’s belfry (“It’s a classic, Baldrick. They’ll be finding guano in his coffin for a century.”). Then, under cover of a convenient fog, he swapped the silver nitrate barrels with barrels of concentrated wolfbane essence—which, while foul-tasting, was harmless to werewolves but would give any vampire who touched it a rash for a decade. The crisis came during the Blood Moon Hunt