You have evolved from a storyteller into a pacifier. Remember when there were four channels and you just watched whatever was on? That scarcity seems quaint now.

Today, there is too much of you. 500 scripted shows dropped in a single year. 2.5 million podcasts. 500 hours of video uploaded every minute .

We suffer from . We spend 15 minutes scrolling through menus, watch 7 minutes of something, get bored, and scroll again. We aren't watching; we are hunting .